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Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]

Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]

City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: A Multi-Cultural Experience

By Jenny Hansen and Piper Bayard What happens when you put a Country Mouse and a City Mouse in the same fish bowl? Two SocialIn writers with very different perceptions of reality! That’s exactly what happened when Jenny visited Piper’s [...]

1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]

Which Despotic Dictator are You?

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. [...]
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OMG, A Disorder I Shouldn’t Laugh At (But Do)

by Jenny Hansen Summer is the perfect time for sparkly fun, right? I first discovered this disorder when I was browsing Amazon and I’ve been giggling about it ever since. Note: I have to limit my time there because it’s too darn [...]

When Dates Should Come With A Warning Label

by Jenny Hansen In the heat of the summer, who doesn’t need a Friday belly laugh? Y’all remember my pal Clair from Can a Cup o’ Joe Make Your Man a Ho’, right? She’s out in the dating scene again and, well…she’s [...]

Questions That Sound Better With Narcotics…

Cruella, the evil machine… by Jenny Hansen Things are rolling along at the Hansen House after surgery last week to repair a torn labrum in my hip. I have tons of fun visitors with my sis and some BFFs dropping in to be sure I’m [...]

Teeth Brushin’

Where did the weekend go? Probably the same place rhetorical questions go to die. Either or, I know at least forty-three percent of it was spent trying to avoid thinking about the fact the pool opens this week and I still need a swimsuit. But, [...]

The Neti Pot Theory

“Would you like another pepper?” It’s the number one question Sundance has asked since I started on this quest that is trying to figure out what’s going on with my ear.Gladly, I nod and accept another jalapeno and keep [...]